Blantent crack abuse lives here. Y'all did read the warning before coming here, right? Quick run though again, just in case. The Fic here is RPS. It's also *fiction* - yeap, twisted little fairytales spawned by two crack-addled brains. We don't know the guys and we don't know how they swing. It's just damn purty, so...uh, don't sue.

Negative Polarisation - 'One day, Elijah Wood woke up and was horrified to discover that he'd turned into a boy...'

The infamous girl!crack fic. Orli/Elijah (m/m and f/f), Orli/Viggo, Orli/Liv, Elijah/Sean A. Genderfuckery. Rated R for language.