Crack Abuse Junkies

Welcome to Monkeycrack, Inc. Home of Marymeg's fic and the finest monkeycrack on sale today!

Consider this your only warning: The fic archived here may contain real person slash, genderfuckery, homoeroticism and monkeycrack abuse. If you are allergic to any of the above, leave now or forever hold your peace.

Disclaimers:

Due to the absolute stupidity of some LotR RPS writers, I'm adding a second disclaimer in legalese: "The following stories depicts real-life public figures engaged in completely fictional, false and untrue activities. Nothing in it ever happened. Nothing in it ever will happen. These stories are a work of fantasy and satire which in no way professes to express the truth about the life, thoughts, feelings, desires, opinions, beliefs, activities or sexual orientation of any person mentioned herein."

In English: And although what you are about to read is a work of fiction, it should none the less be played at maximum volume. In other words - yes, they're real, no, none of this has happened and we don't really know how they all swing. We're just making with the funny, so don't sue. Ta.